Pole Dancing For Kids

Finally, parents and schools are working together towards a common goal. For too long now, negligent and abusive alcoholic fathers have been handed the hefty task of producing tomorrows strippers. No one seemed to understand that it takes more than one man to ensure a steady flow of "dancers" to the clubs around the world.



Now, schools in the UK are stepping up to help these brave parents by teaching pole dancing as part of the physical fitness curriculum for 14 year olds. Finally, we are seeing schools and parents working together towards a common goal. I thank you and many lonely, horny men for generations to come thank you as well.

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Change is Here

As we begin a new adventure which will lead to untold places and experiences over the next four years (and possibly eight), it is time for all of us to begin asking ourselves the tough questions. It is too easy to sit back and expect one man to change our lives for us. We can always be inspired but it is our job to turn that inspiration into motivation. Motivation is the catalyst for true change.

Silly Question of the Day

I was recently asked if my home country of Iran observes Thanksgiving.

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that Iranians aren't too concerned with the fact that a bunch of Euopeans got lost and ended up on the wrong continent, after which they proceeded to wipe out the local inhabitants.

That's todays stupid question.

RIP Michael Crichton

Amidst the fan fare and excitement of this historic election and all the wonder and hope that comes with it, many Americans may have missed a smaller story which was dwarfed by the events of November 4, 2008.

After a long and private battle with cancer, Michael Crichton passed away at the age of 66. Mr. Crichton will be best known for writing Jurrasic Park and creating the hit show 'ER.'

A graduate from Harvard Medical School, Mr. Crichton wrote his first book while attending that institution. He would establish a reputation for himself through his entire body of work as a man of science who had a tirelessly inquisitive mind.

Mr. Crichton left his mark not only in the literary world but also as a truly great American who will be deeply missed.

Michael Crichton

October 23, 1942 - November 4, 2008

Sacramento 3G!

This may not be earth shattering news to some of you, but for those of you certified techno-philes like myself, this is big news!

Sacramento is going 3G!

I see some of you scratching your heads out there. You're saying to yourself "But Amir, I thought AT&T had been giving us 3G for quite some time now. What gives?" Well, you're right, the Death Star telecom company has been providing Sacramentoans (Sacramentians? Saramentoians?) with 3G. The big news now is that T-Mobile is joining (albeit late) the 3G party.



Sacramento is one of the last stops on their nationwide rollout of new 3G networks. This launch comes just in the nick of time as we are waiting with baited breath for the launch of the T-Mobile HTC G1 (aka...the Google Phone). With 3G, T-Mobile opens the possibilities for adding an exciting new range of phones, such as the Blackberry Bold 3G.

Time will tell how the T-Mobile network will stack up to the AT&T 3G network, which has had several years to mature and expand. I'll keep you all up to date as soon as I get my hands on my shiny new T-Mobile G1 next Wednesday (yes, I'll be there before the sun comes up to make sure I get mine).

Happy Surfing!

John Cleese on Sarah Palin

I think Mr. Cleese has pretty much summed it all up. Leave it to someone from another country to be the most accurate about our candidates.